Entire second season of the hit animated comedy. 'Not without My
Anus', is the April Fool's episode Comedy Central chose to
broadcast in place of the one which would have revealed Cartman's
parentage, but it does feature special appearances by Terence and
Philip! In 'Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut', Mephesto is
about to reveal who Cartman's dad is when a mysterious man
shoots him down. Awaiting his recovery, the boys find themselves
stranded in a freak blizzard. In 'Chicken Lover', a series of
chicken-related crimes result in the shock revelation that
Officer Barbrady cannot read. Anarchy results when the illiterate
man resigns, but the boys step into the breach. 'Ike's Wee
Wee' sees school counsellor Mr Mackey fired following a classroom
mishap. He turns to the twin evils of drugs and alcohol, which he
has spent a lifetime preaching against, for consolation. In
'Conjoined Fetus Lady', the South Park dodgeball team heads off
for the championships just as 'Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness
Week' is declared. 'The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri
Lanka' sees Ned and Jimbo off to hunt the deadly 'Mexican Staring
Frog' after a ing in South Park. In 'Flashbacks', the school
bus is trapped on the edge of a precipice, and the boys reminisce
over some sticky moments while Mrs Crabtree goes in search of
help, becoming a stand-up comedy sensation in the process. Could
it all be a bad dream? 'Summer Sucks' sees the town's 4th July
celebrations spoiled by a sudden ban on fireworks. Meanwhile,
Cartman is forced to take swimming lessons - will he ever make it
to the deep end? In 'Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls', talking poo
Mr Hankey suffers when the masses descend on South Park for its
first Film Festival. Meanwhile, Chef concocts a new sweetmeat for
the edification of the recently arrived cognoscenti. 'Chickenpox'
sees Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny out for revenge when their
parents decide to take the preventative step of exposing them to
the chickenpox virus. In 'Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the ty
Foods', Stan, Kyle and Kenny find themselves strangely drawn to
the newly opened South Park planetarium, while Cartman takes
drastic measures to attain his dream of singing the Cheesy Poofs
song on television. 'Clubhouses' sees Stan enlisting Kyle's help
in building a clubhouse where he can entertain Wendy. Cartman and
Kenny respond by creating a rival clubhouse all their own. In
'Cow Days', Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny become ensnared by a
carnival game at the 14th annual Cow Days celebration: the prizes
on offer are Terrance and Phillip dolls! However, with no money
left, it is up to one of the foursome to enter the bull-riding
contest and win some cash. 'Chef Aid' sees Chef faced with the
prospect of jail unless he pays off a 2 million dollar debt to
Capitalist Records. Previously unaware that the school cook was a
big name in the music business, the boys hit upon a scheme to
help him raise the readies: a Chef Aid concert. In 'Spooky Fish',
Stan is perturbed by the gift of a goldfish that kills people,
and there seems to be something very wrong with Cartman: he is
being nice. Could the fish and Cartman have arrived from an evil
parallel universe? 'Merry Christmas Charlie Manson' sees the
Cartman family Christmas take a turn for the worse when Uncle
Howard escapes from jail and arrives with his very special
friend, Charlie Manson. In 'Gnomes', Stan, Kyle, Cartman and
Kenny find themselves under pressure to deliver a report to the
town in order to prove that Mr Garrison has actually taught them
something. They are paired with Tweek, whose coffee shop owner
her offers them an essay on how large corporations destroy
small businesses. Cool! 'Prehistoric Ice Man' sees Stan and Kyle
falling out after discovering a man embedded in a block of ice.
Local genetic engineer Mephesto comes to believe that this
discovery could be the missing link between prehistoric and
modern man.